Jun 25 2008
Be careful what you bid for
So, last night, I was sitting around. I was bored (translation: bored = inebriated). And I was doing something dangerous. I was bidding on online auctions. Gun auctions to be specific. I found an AK-47 style gun that had no reserve, and it was only $295. So I bid (bidded? it seems like there should be a different word for the past-tense) on it. Seems like a screaming deal. Then I found another. And another. And another. And today I accidentally won. So far, the other auctions haven’t ended, but I’m soon to be the new owner of this bad boy:
Yeah, I know. It’s pretty sweet. If I’m not lucky, I’m about to own four of these. I really hope I’m lucky. I don’t really want to buy five guns this month. Oh, yeah, it would be five. I already bought this one:
My girlfriend says that if I “accidentally” buy any more guns, she might “accidentally” move out.