Apr 22 2008
Earth day is a farce
Today is “Earth Day,” which I’ve only just now found out. What a ridiculous holiday. The idea is that we celebrate the Earth and worry about all of the terrible things we’re doing it it (more on that later). What kind of a holiday is that? It isn’t enough that I feel guilty every day? Now we’re setting aside days to feel especially guilty.
So today I’m thinking about global warming, overpopulation, pollution, fossil fuel depletion, and other myths. You know how I know these are myths? I’ve compiled my entire list of reasons:
- President Bush says these are myths and won’t allow federal funds to be used to research these lies.
And let me just play devil’s advocate for a minute and pretend that these things actually exist. Who cares? The Rapture will be any day now, and we don’t need the earth anymore anyway.
Finally, someone has the guts to stand up against these earth lovers. Good job, Nathan!
Don’t they know that Jesus didn’t make the earth for us to take care of? He made it so that we could DESTROY it.
And God bless our dear President Bush too. If it weren’t for him, we’d be wasting money on things like “clean” air, “drinkable” water, and “fuel efficient” vehicles.
I know. I want an emancipation from my Mother Earth.