Mar 02 2008
Oh, Weekend America, how I love thee
Weekend America is so much better than weekday America. They had this great segment on this week, which was pointed out to me by one of the broads behind Grammarholic.com. She’s been busy trying to push out a baby but still makes time to listen to liberally biased media. Which makes her Obama’s hero. And he knows a lot about what it takes to be a hero.
So, back to liberal bias… on Weekend America they had a segment mocking the robotic political calls we all receive from candidates. They did a little bit on what it would sound like if the calls we receive from them at odd hours, actually were intended to be received at odd hours. (Very well done, by the way.) They were all great, and worth a listen, but I had to share the call they created by my hero: Ron Paul. It went a little something like this,
Ron Paul here and I gotta be quick because the government’s probably tapped this phone.
Sorry to wake you up. Were you dreaming of drugs and abortions? If I’m president you won’t have to dream. Do you like taxes?
What are you stoned? If you are that’s fine by me. But taxes? Shut up.
Ron Paul for president. Do you hear black helicopters? I gotta go.
If you’re so inclined, go have a listen. It’s at the very end of the show, like the last five minutes or so.
Edit: As an afterthought, I edited that segment and removed all of the extra content and put the mp3 file up for sharing: Political Robot Calls. I’m sure this is all sorts of illegal. It’d be just like those liberal jerks to sue me for it, too…
The very last one was the best.
Hahaha, you’re right. That one was pretty funny.